Wheel the bike out. Close the garage door. Ouch. That's not right. Help? Off to A&E. Lots of sticky ECG monitors. A chest x-ray. Oh, pretty sure you've got costochondritis, sir.
Simultaneously showing the brilliance and occasional pointlessness of the British Parliamentary system, the MP for Wimbledon Roger Casale tabled an Early Day Motion regarding the successes of AFC Wimbledon.
Not content with messing up with their inventory on Power Mac G5's, eMac's, iPod mini's and iMac's, Apple have now delayed the Airport Express for another two weeks in the UK.